So it turns out, according to the poll from last week, the Cachinnatees are a pie-eating bunch. Good for us. Death to cake-eaters... or something like that. I think it's important to know. Pie-eaters.
Just yesterday Beeki and I were talking about that poll. She asked why we couldn't just skip birthday cake and have pie instead. I assured her that we could. So, based on the authority of our poll and the expert feedback of Beeki, I hereby authorize you all to have birthday pie this year. You're welcome.
New poll on the right.
Tune in tomorrow for my most informative post ever. I will, in a single blog entry, teach you how to get the best cell phone plan ever. It's chock-full of inside information and terminology that will help you stop getting screwed by the cell phone companies. You'll thank me.
Also, a few posts ago, Seth suggested that Beeki start the Beeki blog. Anyone else have any interest in such a beast? Also, we'll need some name suggestions. Go to, go to.

10 Cachinnations
Also, a post ago I requested help with my blog name. I mean, I know she's your wife and all, but help a brother out. I was thinking about maybe "cat's dog." Then again, that seems a little not-so-catchy.
Posted on 1/31/2008
Beeki's Blog name should be:
Pastey White Girl Sass
If you say it fast it sound's like Pastey White Girl's Ass (and that makes it cool.
Posted on 1/31/2008
Yeah... I'm thinking it's the "pastey" thing she'll have a problem with. And, have you met Beeki? She will kill you and not feel bad.
Posted on 1/31/2008
Kendall... Ummm... I've always been a fan of the idea of your blog being titled: Kendall's Cockamamie Schemes. Just a thought.
Posted on 1/31/2008
Always? I had no idea it had earned so much time in the cach-head. I do kinda like it. So, then "I" would be "kendall"? I do like myself and my name.
Posted on 1/31/2008
You could just dub yourself "The Cockamamie King." That might make your blog "The Cockamamie King's Schemes."
Posted on 1/31/2008
Death to pie! Pie is wicked evil. Cake is the true food of Heaven. Well, it's not really the cake, it's the delicious and nutritious frosting! But not that horrible whipped kind. The only frosting that is worthy is buttercream. There's no high like a sugar high! Yum.
Posted on 1/31/2008
I think that my mom left that last comment...she's a cake-monger.
Posted on 1/31/2008
I think Beeki's in trouble with her cake-eating mother. If that's Beeki's mom, Deebi, then I just want you to know that I voted for cake. Beeki's the one who wanted pie. I never did. It was all her.
Posted on 1/31/2008
Pastey is just comedy's way of saying lovely alabaster.
Posted on 2/02/2008