Today on Poprah

Posted by Anonymous On 10:27 PM

I saw a preview for an episode of The Poprah today. She was interviewing convicted perjurer and steroid-user Marion Jones. She said in the promo, "So when did you decide to tell the authorities about your drug use?" In my mind the interview went like this:

The Poprah: So when did you decide to tell the authorities about your drug use?
Marion Jones: Ummm... pretty much after I got caught.
The Poprah: Okay, then. So... good interview.

It probably wasn't that bad, but... uhhh... what is there to say? If I were her producer, her shows would be a lot shorter. That's probably why I'm not her producer.

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8 Cachinnations

  1. Douglas Said,

    "If I were her producer, her shows would be a lot shorter."

    And she'd be a lot poorer.

    Can a person be intelligent and rich in her line of work? I doubt it myself.

    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  2. CXLink Said,

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    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  3. CXLink Said,

    PS-
    How would you do producing a show like that?
    Lets look at the facts you turned around the Wacodrome. And Poprah has lost a lot of weight.

    Heck give you a year and she could probably build three more schools in Africa.

    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  4. Moderator Said,

    I know her producer. Or act like I do.

    Oprah's gonna see what you wrote and have this Web site shut down. She's got that power.

    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  5. Anonymous Said,

    Dude, I love Oprah so everyone better watch it here!! BTW, Cach, it was a fairly short interview and I really don't feel any more sorry for Marion Jones than I ever did. It just makes me sad that this sort of thing has to happen...how hard is it to NOT do drugs?

    Beki

    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  6. Anonymous Said,

    Thanks a lot, guys. I intentionally omitted The Poprah's actual name to avoid her hit squad from finding this blog.

    Now I'm a dead man.

    Thanks again, friends.

    I leave everything to Bert and Ernie.

    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  7. Beeki Said,

    I think Cach is far greater than Oprah.

    Posted on 1/18/2008

     
  8. Beeki Said,

    I quite agree. Cach is the handsomest and most wonderfulest man alive.

    Posted on 1/18/2008