Billy Mays

Posted by Anonymous On 9:09 AM


I want his job.

9 Cachinnations

  1. you already have his smile, complete with two thumbs up (copyright siskel & ebert)

    Posted on 7/22/2008

     
  2. Tracy Said,

    Cach,

    Of all the friends I have, you are the one I could most imagine being the host of a whole franchise of informercials!

    Posted on 7/22/2008

     
  3. The Cliff Said,

    funny because i just want a job...that isn't the one I have right now...which is manipulating...i mean selling old ladies things like iPhone and Blackberry's when all they really need is the jitterbug

    Posted on 7/22/2008

     
  4. Red Said,

    Just don't be the guy who can't open the milk carton.

    Posted on 7/22/2008

     
  5. Eric Said,

    My dad has a theory that Billy Mays is actually a woman in a very realistic fake beard. Dad says the voice is the giveaway in that it sounds like what a woman THINKS a man's voice should sound like.

    Not sure I agree, but I do know this: that man can sell the hell out of some Mighty Putty.

    Posted on 7/22/2008

     
  6. Clay Said,

    I want his watch. That's all I'm sayin'.

    Posted on 7/24/2008

     
  7. Douglas Said,

    But can you grow a beard like that?

    Posted on 7/24/2008

     
  8. Anonymous Said,

    Posted on 7/24/2008

     
  9. Tracy Said,

    Did you hear that he passed away today? Whenever I see him on tv, I think of this blog post.

    What a sad loss.

    Posted on 6/28/2009