funny because i just want a job...that isn't the one I have right now...which is manipulating...i mean selling old ladies things like iPhone and Blackberry's when all they really need is the jitterbug
My dad has a theory that Billy Mays is actually a woman in a very realistic fake beard. Dad says the voice is the giveaway in that it sounds like what a woman THINKS a man's voice should sound like.
Not sure I agree, but I do know this: that man can sell the hell out of some Mighty Putty.
I've been an Executive Director, an actor, a singer, a minister, an interpreter, a consultant, a designer, a teacher, and a dancer among other things. I have an MDiv in Theology. And now I'm the Director of Development for the Nashville Shakespeare Festival. Go figure.
9 Cachinnations
you already have his smile, complete with two thumbs up (copyright siskel & ebert)
Posted on 7/22/2008
Cach,
Of all the friends I have, you are the one I could most imagine being the host of a whole franchise of informercials!
Posted on 7/22/2008
funny because i just want a job...that isn't the one I have right now...which is manipulating...i mean selling old ladies things like iPhone and Blackberry's when all they really need is the jitterbug
Posted on 7/22/2008
Just don't be the guy who can't open the milk carton.
Posted on 7/22/2008
My dad has a theory that Billy Mays is actually a woman in a very realistic fake beard. Dad says the voice is the giveaway in that it sounds like what a woman THINKS a man's voice should sound like.
Not sure I agree, but I do know this: that man can sell the hell out of some Mighty Putty.
Posted on 7/22/2008
I want his watch. That's all I'm sayin'.
Posted on 7/24/2008
But can you grow a beard like that?
Posted on 7/24/2008
Exhibit A.
Posted on 7/24/2008
Did you hear that he passed away today? Whenever I see him on tv, I think of this blog post.
What a sad loss.
Posted on 6/28/2009