I came home tonight to a Beeki-cooked dinner. She made one of those frozen Voila! skillet things with chicken, rice, black beans, corn, and stuff. She also made Lima beans. It was very tasty and good. The following ensued:

Beeki: Is it good?

Cach: Yeah it is!

Beeki: (As if speaking about a dead body in the next room) You had a garlic shrimp Voila! thing in the freezer.

Cach: That sounds good too. Garlic is very good for you, you know.

Beeki: Yeah, but shrimp isn't.

Cach: Yes it is! It's full of Omega-3's, protein, and it's low in fat.

Beeki: Shrimp are the roaches of the sea.

Cach: No they aren't.

Beeki: They're bottom dwellers. They eat poop.

Cach: Everything eats poop.

Beeki: Not Lima beans.

Cach: Fertilizer? Hello? Everything eats poop.

Beeki: Is that going to be the sequel to "Everyone Poops?"

Cach: Yeah, it'll be my children's book, "Everything Eats Poop, So You Might As Well Just Get Over It Now."

Beeki: Gross.