That's right, Cachinnatees. I'm going to jail.

Let's not pretend like I don't have this coming. And... waaaaaaaaaait a second... do you think going to jail can get me out of jury duty? Would they consider it being less than truthful if I said I was in jail?

Oh well, anyway, back to the point. I need your help raising money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. You can just go to my donation page and give online. That's easiest. That's best. Do that. And tell everyone else to as well. I really don't think that it's necessary to tell you all how worthwhile of a cause this is. Seriously, even if it's only $5.00, it helps. Don't make me break out the sob stories. I'll do it. I mean it. Thanks!