(Beeki was on the phone with her mother; her mother who is left-handed.)

Beeki: ... so did you know that both McCain and Obama are left-handed? That means that no matter who wins, six out of the last twelve presidents will be left-handed.

MiL: That just goes to show you the superiority of lefties.

Cach: No, it just proves lefties are more corrupt.

MiL: ... ... ... ... ...

Beeki: Ha ha ha ha! ... Mom...?