Another Recent Conversation With My Wife

Posted by Anonymous On 11:52 PM

So we're parked in Sonic, getting a quick drink on our way to some church thing, and Beeki is trying to describe some reality show on VH1 or something.

Beeki: It had that guy, you know, from the 70's.

Cach: Ashton Kutcher?

Beeki: No, not That 70's Show, from the actual 70's.

Cach: You're going to have to be a little more specific.

Beeki: The red-haired guy.

Cach: ...

Beeki: The guy who messed up his life!

Cach: ...

Beeki: From the show with that family!

Cach: David Cassidy?

Beeki: No!

Cach: The messed up guy from the 70's from the show with that family? A Brady?

Beeki: No! (Finally remembering) It's frickin' Danny Bonaduce!

My impression of her last line:

this is an audio post - click to play
(Helium may have aided this impression.)

The reality show is apparently called 'Breaking Bonaduce.' And that's why, to this day, whenever one of us can't think of something we're trying to say, the other says, "No! It's frickin' Danny Bonaduce!"

7 Cachinnations

  1. The Cliff Said,

    how did such a cute kid turn into such a weird old man...wait...it happened to you too...i guess it's a normal thing

    Posted on 6/01/2006

     
  2. Fork Said,

    Who?

    Posted on 6/01/2006

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    Frickin' Danny Bonaduce!

    Posted on 6/01/2006

     
  4. operamom Said,

    I never can remember anyone's name, and it must be a woman thing because I describe everyone exactly like that to my husband. "you know, the "school marm chick," or "that cop, stern looking guy." He has to decipher who it is from my vague and bogus descriptions. it's a fun game.

    Posted on 6/01/2006

     
  5. Wanna know something gross? When that cover of a pregnant Demi Moore appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair, Ashton Kutcher was 13 years old.

    Posted on 6/01/2006

     
  6. This is funny. It sounds so much like my wife and I.

    VH1 always has shows about famous people from the past who you never hear about any more, and where they are now.

    They even did a whole show about past child stars, called "100 Greatest Kid Stars", and Danny Bonaduce made the top 10.

    Posted on 6/01/2006

     
  7. operamom Said,

    snoopy--demi moore--plastic surgery...nough said.

    Posted on 6/02/2006