Yes, it's true. Waco had a tornader in the early hours of Saturday. Now I only speak slightly flippantly because A.) It's my nature and B.) No one was seriously injured. The Coca-Cola Bottling plant was pretty torn up, but I guess if anyone on earth other than McDonalds, (McDonalds, anyone? Sounds divine!), is going to have the resources to recoup that kind of loss, it would be Coca-Cola.
For the rest of Waco, without those kinds of resources at our backs, I have been quite proud of the way everyone has taken it in stride and begun to clean up. No one is going all Chicken Little, no one is crying for some pity, we're just cleaning up. Some folks got hit harder than others. The Bakery, casa mio, is by and large fine.
Most of what we have here is downed branches, leaves, and maybe some minor hail damage. I'm not totally done inspecting yet, but I don't expect to find much more. It certainly could have been a lot worse. You can see in the picture on the left all that is left over from the big trees around the house. That in and of itself is quite something considering what happened to trees just blocks away from us here. And I haven't noticed any hail damage to the cars which were sitting exposed in the driveway on the right through it all. Most of my neighbors' homes look much the same. This block seemed to be a good one on which to be!
The sound of the hail and thunder and wind and rain woke Beki up, but she stayed quite calm through the whole thing. Either she was really sleepy, or more likely, she's from Oklahoma and this seemed routine. (Editor's note: this will be the last time we here at Cachinnation Central ever admit she's from Oklahoma. When asked where she was born, I usually reply, "Oh... you know... a bit north of here.) My sister was hit fairly hard down in Killeen, but in true Baker fashion, when I called to check on her, she was fast asleep.
My Great Aunt, who is quite like a cross between Yoda and the Godfather of little old Baptist ladies in Waco, had a bit of a worse time with it. Here's her house on the right. You can see the torn up fence and the downed power line in her driveway. That's safe. She lives in the part of town that seemed to have gotten some of the worst of it. My folks live there too. They had a gazebo roof torn up, downed limbs, a broken fence, and loss of power for quite a while. There were downed branches and limbs everywhere. Some trees were split in half, some tore up fences, some were uprooted in their area. As I drove through this neighborhood, people were out taking care of it. It was really fairly moving to see all the neighbors helping each other cut up the fallen trees, haul it off, clean up the debris, and sweep up. Ladies were taking cool drinks around to everyone working. Kids were doing what they could. Here are a few photos of what I saw there, just a few short miles from the Bakery:

For those of you kind souls worried about how Bert and Ernie, The Cachinnator puppies, weathered the storm so to speak, please note their worried expressions below:
Yes, it takes quite a bit to rattle a Baker. Whenever a particularly large hail stone would hit the house, they'd look up at me as if to say, "What was that? Is that okay?" And I'd look at them and say, "It's okay, girls, it's okay." They accepted this, panted for a second, regained their usual glazed and vaguely dumb expressions, and put their heads back down. It's rather a supermodel existence for these dogs. (By the way, if you haven't voted on their middle names, do so now! On the right! Voting closes soon!)
So thank you all for your prayers and concerns. Waco still has some cleaning up to do. I still have some cleaning up to do. But most of us are a lot better off than the Coca-Cola plant. And given hurricane season last year, we'll always know that it could have been a whole lot worse.

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Good to know your house was not swept up and over the rainbow. Glad y'all are safe!
Posted on 5/07/2006
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Posted on 5/07/2006
"Our dog is an awesome dog she reigns from her kennel above"
Glad to hear you made it out. Did you see Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt?? Bill Paxton probably could have sensed the Tornado coming and warned you.
Anywho, I have to admit... I love tornados. My friend and I used to go tornado chasing in his 1970 something ford pinto back in undergrad. He just recently went again recently for the heck of it, at night, like an idiot, and actually ran into one. Literally. blew out his windows in his car, picked him and his car up and threw them in a ditch. I talked to him the day after and he said "yeah, my nader-chasin' days are pretty much OVER. Yup, you are talking to a BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN."
Anyway, we are really glad you and yours are okay.
YOU TOOO KAT!!!!! i forgot your in Wacco as well. Your secret identity still throws me off sometimes, the price of being a superhero.
Posted on 5/07/2006
Wow, what did we get? Rain. And not even a hard rain. I feel jipped. In other news I am glad to see the frequency of your blogs picking up and I can't wait to see you and Beki in July.
Posted on 5/08/2006
All we get is rainbows.
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Posted on 5/08/2006
Hey! Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma SUCKS!
Posted on 5/08/2006
She will kill you, Forky.
Posted on 5/08/2006
hey, both the wife and I are Okies as well. We haven't been claiming it most of our lives although lately, i haven't minded as much. Closet Okies.
Posted on 5/08/2006
I thought she was ashamed of Oklahoma! Quit sending mixed signals!
I skimmed the story and was horrified to see the damage your house suffered. I mean, in addition the damage from the hail and the trees falling, the storm dumped two cocker spaniels on your front porch. I can't even imagine what you and Beki are going through right now. You're definitely in my prayers.
Posted on 5/08/2006
Bastard!
Posted on 5/08/2006
I'm glad all is well at the Casa Cach aka the Bakery!
Ponte pantalones, Senor Cach!
Posted on 5/08/2006
just remember, if you're ever in a tornado and you run across random pipes, just latch yourselves to them with some rope or something. You'll be okay...
"Why doesn't Texas float off into the gulf? Because Oklahoma sucks..."
Posted on 5/08/2006
Baby... now, I love you... but it really would've been more effective if you got the lyrics right. You're pretty!
Posted on 5/08/2006