Fear not, good citizens! Mighty Pat is here to save us! Don't let his Yoda-esque appearance fool you; this little man claims that his Age-Defying Shake helped him leg press 2000 pounds!
And we all know that if there's one thing in this world you can trust, it's a claim by Pat Robertson! That's right, he leg pressed the equivalent of a Volkswagen Bug. So the next time humanity is threatened by the evil forces of liberals, homosexuals, feminists, Muslims, Disney employees, socialists, and Episcopalians, we can count on Mighty Pat to save the day!
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Don't be distracted by little things such as standard workout equipment not being able to hold 2000 pounds, or Florida State Football's leg press record being 1335 pounds pressed on a modified machine, or the fact that in his video of pressing just 1000 pounds, Pat cheated. Those little details shouldn't worry us in the slightest. Mighty Pat will make sure we're safe from warmongering Venezuelans, peacemaking Israelis, and he'll warn us that there might be hurricanes in the summer! Good thing we've got Mighty Pat!
13 Cachinnations
I don't even understand this.
And I think that's for the best.
Posted on 5/28/2006
Where can I get these shakes!
I mean, look at those Quads... They're BIG!
Posted on 5/28/2006
Cach...when you drank the shake did it taste like the one at Whataburger at 12:30 am?!?!?!?!? cause that would be awesome....i miss Whataburger...good thing i'm skinny i can eat as much as I want....and every shake helps me leg press 37 pounds....take that Christian Right!!!
Posted on 5/29/2006
Puny little wuss. You'll never be a real He-man like Mighty Pat!
Posted on 5/29/2006
Pat Robertson is the Anti Christ and should be dealt with as such. Have you seen Rosemary's Baby? Remeber the shake they kept feeding her???? sound familiar??? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted on 5/29/2006
Pat Robinson is completely out of his mind. His shake is probably strawberry flavored crack cocaine.
Posted on 5/30/2006
Careful there, folks! He could crush you with his thighs of steel and not even notice it. You watch what you say about Mighty Pat!
Posted on 5/30/2006
Actually, if he IS leg pressing 2,000 lbs, his favorite shake is probably protein rectal prolapse blast!
(I think I crossed the line there *gag*)
Posted on 5/30/2006
And he probably has a daughter named Mackenzie!
Posted on 5/30/2006
or a son named.....DAMEON!!!!
Posted on 5/30/2006
It's all for you!
*gack*
Posted on 5/30/2006
Pat just posted a defense of his statements on his website:
http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/legpress_explanation.asp
Posted on 5/31/2006
Yeah, the problem is, not only is there never given an explanation of how the equipment held 2,000 lbs., but in the video he CHEATS!! You can't make claims like he has if you're cheating. In my opinion, it may seem absurdly small, but it is yet another example of how Pat Robertson only answers to Pat Robertson. There's no oversight for him, he doesn't seem to need counsel, and he figures he can say whatever the heck he wants since he is his own supreme authority. That kind of arrogance is what leads to him saying some of the nuts-o things he says.
Posted on 5/31/2006