I look like David Beckham.
And I have proof.
I went to this website, registered for free, uploaded a picture, and their team of sciencified experts ran my face against a celebrity database to find out who I resembled. And it came back Beckham. That's right. Me, your humble Cachinnator: Beckham.
I know.
Creepy, isn't it?
But then... I clicked on the little 'next' arrow under his picture. "There's more good news?" I thought. "Who's next? Pitt? Crazy Cruise? Kiefer?"
But no. My next match was...
Adam Carolla
"What?!?" I exclaimed? "I look nothing like him!"
And that's where it got weird. Next was Tarkan. Then came Karel Gott and Arthur Machen.
I was getting discouraged. "Surely there must be another A-list celebrity that I resemble out there!"
Unfortunately, I was right.
Kathy Bates!? What the crap!?
Next up?
Chris Evert. At least it's a boy's name, I suppose.
May as well click again. Can't get any weirder, right?
May as well click again. Can't get any weirder, right?
Charles Darwin
Oh well... maybe my photo didn't capture my best side.
15 Cachinnations
I dunno, I think Charles Darwin was probably a hottie back in the day...
Posted on 5/02/2006
I have no idea what this post is about. So this website was telling you that you resemble these celebrities?
Posted on 5/02/2006
Yes, Forky, YES!! Isn't it obvious?!
Posted on 5/02/2006
Just go with the first one! Never click the "more" button when the first option is just so great.
Posted on 5/02/2006
It tried it. It rocks. (obviously pleased with my results eh hem.)
Kathy, we love you.
Posted on 5/02/2006
So, we've determined that you're a white person. Oh, and you have two eyes, one nose, and one mouth. Seriously, none of those people look anything like each other. Maybe the computer was just randomly generating responses.
Of course, I will try this later.
Posted on 5/02/2006
As will I.
WAIT! No I won't! It looks like a huge waste of time! Nothing but NOTHING is going to eat into my precious post-workout video game time.
Posted on 5/02/2006
I agree with a couple of them...Kathy Bates Karel Gott!! that is the greatest computer ever!! However much i like Adam Corrola I don't think you can hold your own in a contest for drinnking beer!!
Posted on 5/03/2006
Sooooooo....???? Who do you guys look like? (According to the supreme all-knowing face recognition geniuses.)
Posted on 5/03/2006
Hugh Jackman, George Clooney, and Russel Crowe were the top. Also Bing Crosby and some old lady were lower on the list.
Posted on 5/03/2006
Claudia Schiffer, Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, Angelina Jolie, what you don't believe me?
Posted on 5/03/2006
1. Olivia Newton-John. 2. Paul McCartney 3. Darius Milhaud (no idea who he is, but he is UGLY!!!) 4. Gretchen Wilson 5. Tarja Halonen (HA! The Finnish Conan-faced lady!) Also-ran: Ayn Rand, which is awesome.
I used a hideous picture of myself. Will have to try later with a better one.
Posted on 5/03/2006
I just ran it again with a different picture and got Simone Signoret(?), Steven Segal, Ben Stiller, George W. Bush, Tim Roth, Christopher Lambert, Tom Welling, Alice Cooper, Walt Disney, and Matthew McConaughey. Huh? Oh well. It's fun. I'll come away from the whole thing telling people I look like Beckham and McConaughey.
Who do the rest of you look like?
Posted on 5/04/2006
1...Mark Ruffalo
2...Matthew Lillard
3...Aiden Quin (WOOHOO For Legends of the Fall...and Benny and Joon)
4...Abhishek Bachchan
5...Sean Lennon (i could be a Beatle's kid)
6...Eric Bana (don't piss of the Hulk)
7...Jim Henson (It's not easy being green)
8...Bill Haley???
9...MICHAEL MOORE!!!!
10...James Stewart (Have you met my friend Harvey?)
apparently I don't look anything like any women at all!!
Posted on 5/04/2006
Hmmm, probably the beard...
Posted on 5/04/2006