A Recent Conversation With My Wife

Posted by Anonymous On 12:10 AM

I'll skip the context and boring stuff and get straight to the stuff for which I will be beaten for posting:

Cach: "...They wouldn't let dogs inside."

Beeki: "Well they would if they were those seeing dogs."

Cach: "Seeing dogs?"

Beeki: "Yeah, like who lead blind people."

Cach: "Seeing dogs?"

Beeki: "Yes, you know, dogs who look for blind people."

Cach: "Dogs who look for blind people? Like, they wander around trying to find blind people?"

Beeki: "Shut up, you know what I mean! What do they call those dogs who look for blind people?"

Cach: "Who look for blind people?"

Beeki: "I'm not talking to you anymore."

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15 Cachinnations

  1. Queen, III Said,

    I don't think that I'd be talking to you, either.

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  2. AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies Said,

    It isn't nice to make fun of your wife! For shame, Cachinnator!

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    Not making fun; teasing! She sanctioned the post! Come on, that was funny. (And stick with me, I'm going somewhere with it...)

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  4. Fork Said,

    Yeah. Into the doghouse!

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  5. FancyPants Said,

    Beeki, I was with you all the way. Stay strong.

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  6. FancyPants Said,

    Oh, the joys of being married to a smart ass.

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  7. Anonymous Said,

    Do I detect a note of sympathy there, Amber? As if you might relate or something?

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  8. Seth Ward Said,

    Nice!

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  9. FancyPants Said,

    I'm not sure why Seth is hollering cocky sentiments to your question addressed to me, but yes, Cach, I absolutely do.

    Beeki, here's what you do: When Cach snorts off his smart comments, you just look at him in the eyes, then let your gaze fall to his nostril. Then, you get a really grossed out look on your face and say, "Hey, you got a booger." While motioning to your nostril for him to wipe it away.

    End of discussion, he can't help but wipe. All smartness wiped clean off.

    Posted on 5/23/2006

     
  10. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    Amber - good Lord, that's spooky.

    Do you womenfolk have secret meetings somewhere and come up with this stuff?

    Because that sounds so much like something my wife would do. You have no idea.

    Divine Secrets of the Creepy Sisterhood.

    Posted on 5/24/2006

     
  11. Anonymous Said,

    It's a cult, my friend. Led by Oprah.

    Posted on 5/24/2006

     
  12. FancyPants Said,

    Yes. That trick especially was taught to me by Oprah herself. She was showing us all how to do this on her Creepy Sisterhood secret T.V. Channel, and she looked right into the camera and said, "Hey, you got a booger."

    (Please, can we change the subject. If I have to write that word one more time...b-o-o-g...oh I just can't. It's really grossing me out.)

    Posted on 5/24/2006

     
  13. Seth Ward Said,

    Okay Okay. let me set the record straight here. That trick was invented BY ME!!!! she stole that tactic and has suddenly claimed the rights to it. I have sat idly by and let the credit fly but no longer. The booger diversion was invented by moi, yours truly, Seth Ward, son of Patrick Dee Ward. The oprah thing broke the camels back.

    But do you see her brilliance. This whole time she was taking credit only to provoke me into claiming the rights to a BOOGER PRANK. AHHHHHH. foiled again.

    I told you they were more powerful.

    btw cach, in that picture, i think i see a...

    Posted on 5/24/2006

     
  14. FancyPants Said,

    AHHHH HA HA!

    I learn from the best.

    Actually, the brilliance lies in me using your own tactic against you. It really is a good and effective prank.

    Posted on 5/24/2006

     
  15. The Secret Life of Kat Said,

    I'm a bit behind on my blog commenting....Cach....that was absolutely hilarious. My husband and I are CRACKING UP....

    Posted on 12/13/2006